Saya ANTI-RASUAH

我坐在朋友的车子里，突然前方冒出一位警察指示朋友把车子停在路旁。
“Tadi lepas lampu merah. Macam mana awak boleh jalan?” 戴着墨镜的警察问.
“Ya ka? Tadi saya nampak lampu kuning saja. Kami urgent, jadi saya jalan,” 朋友解释.
我看见警察的袖子挂着一个徽章 " SAYA ANTI-RASUAH"
“Macam mana~~?? Mau settle sekarang ge tak nak...? " 警察问。片刻 警察又说"Bagi lah, bagi lah”
我的朋友尝试求情：“Aiya, encik ，tadi emmang lampu kuning saja, boleh tolong ke?”
“Bagi la, sekarang biznes tak baik. Bagi. Bagi. " 警察拿着罚单在朋友的眼前摇摆着。
我沉不住气：“Encik, Bukan Anti-Rasuah ke?”
朋友用手肘推我一下要我闭嘴。
我小小声地向朋友说：“I want to take his face and his badge name’s photo. He was asking for bribe when he’s a policeman! Hypocrite! “
朋友紧张地打不要的手势又说：“No..no..it would be more convenient and cheaper if I settle now....."
警察开始不耐烦了："Jadi saman la~~” 开始在记录簿上写了起来。
"Encik jadi kena bayar berapa?" 朋友赶紧问。
警察不耐烦地回答："Awak tengok surat khabar la."
“WHAT? He didn’t know the rate?“　我怀疑地问我朋友
我再次问我的朋友："Just now I didn’t see the traffic light.. really yellow already?"
“Yes.. yellow light already."朋友肯定地回答。
虽然朋友没有冲红灯，但是肯定逃不过被“屈“了；　钱一定会给但是不能这样给。"then you should not give the bribe" 我尝试劝朋友拿罚单不要让警察 “吃钱”。
警察听见我在干扰朋友就丢下了罚单然后匆匆骑着摩多就离去了。
“I really hate government staff who are corrupted. But it is certainly easier and cheaper for you if the police accepted the bribe even after my ‘bad-mouth’. The police will also happy - he gets pocket money if he accepts the bribe but he gets nothing from writing a saman except maybe good performance record. Maybe the government should introduce commission rate for traffic police haha." 我带着嘲笑的语气说，因为朋友差一点就要给警察“kopi " 钱，这是很不好的习惯。
“Actually if there is no offender and no corruption, this wouldn’t happen. But our salaries (civilians & police) are not increasing as much as other living expenses like food, petrol, etc....The police claimed the salary given by the government is not enough. What’s the true story? There are so many corrupted police (and equally corrupted civilians) - so why should they be given high salary? And how do the government/higher level determine which police is corrupted or not?" 朋友愤愤不平地抱怨着。
我有点不好意思，朋友原本打算给钱警察了事的，因为我的bad-mouth 朋友被逼拿罚单了。所以我向朋友说, "I pay half la."

朋友说不用紧，不过我决定了要付一半，如果他不接受，我还是要请他吃一顿大餐奖励他没有给贿警察。